Tubby Wubby Kitty Waifu

Writing Erotic Fanfiction Since 2020

For Works In The Near Future

For When You Pay Me To Write

Commission Information

  • My contact can be found on Twitter (@Dehumaneyezer), through email ([email protected]), Through Bluesky(@Vaggitha), or by Discord (@scamperscurryscampercurry). If contacting for commission reasons simply open the conversation with that to assure a timely response.

  • My standard rate is currently 2.00 cents per word, or $2.00 USD for 100 words, $20.00 USD for 1000 words, and $200.00 for 10,000 Words.

  • Length is highly negotiable but generally the 2000-10,000 length is ideal to start with, I typically think 3.5K is my sweet spot for writing a satisfying short story.

  • The way you present an idea or concept to me is ultimately up to you. A vague idea is fine, but I’d like to know how much freedom I’d want to have with a story. As much detail as possible would help if you expect things to come out in a very specific way.

  • I have no particular examples of what I won’t write beyond the overtly hateful or controversial to a point that I wouldn’t want to associate myself with. I accept pitches for any concept, and reserve the right to turn any concept down, or simply not post it under my name. I am unlikely to write real human beings.

  • Ideally I would prefer to write something that I’m familiar with, as that’s where my passion would be. I wouldn’t be as sure in my ability to write for a series I have no interest in. Something new can always be a challenge, however.

  • The final work will be delivered upon finalization of payment. The work will only be started once all the details are finalized.

  • Generally I like for people to simply pitch me what they like without limitation, and I’ll be allowed to reject ideas as I see fit.

  • With all that in mind, payment should typically be conducted through Paypal. With payment of the story being completed once the story is finished and ready to be sent.

The next works on the Agenda are:

  • Hazbin Hotel - More Vaggi Hooking

  • RWBY - A Re-Tooled Second Attempt At An Older Story That Aims To Expand

  • RWBY - A Series of Schnee Short Stories

  • Star Wars - Cloning and Infidelity

  • Fire Emblem - Incest and More Incest

  • Spy X Family - Messy Breakups

  • Sword Art Online - Gender Politics With A Dash of Incest

  • Street Fighter - Wrestling That's A little Too Real

  • DC - Lesbian Sex In on Another Earth